sewing
I have a sewing machine and can do simple alterations and hems and stuff -- nothing too complicated. My hems are pretty good.
 
astrology
I know quite a bit about astrology. I can tell you things about yourself or others you might or might not want to know. I can also do your birth chart and tell you tons of little inane facts about your personality.
 
graphic design
I can design anything and/or give some instruction or help. From business cards to web sites to magazines or brochures. Check out www.perceptioncheck.cjb.net for more details about what I can do.
image scanning and manipulation
I have a scanner and am pretty damn good at photo colour correction and manipulation.
installing hardware & software
Basic stuff like new hard drives, RAM (memory), CD-Roms/Burners & zip drives. I've got no training in this but I've learned a bit through taking apart my own and friends' 'puters. Everything still works so I figure it's safe.
software tutorials (BASIC)
I can teach basic to moderate Premiere, Director, and Dreamweaver. I also have books I can loan on these subjects.
software tutorials (ADVANCED)
I can teach advanced stuff in Quark, Illustrator, Photoshop, and Acrobat.
web page design
I can design web sites and/or give lessons in basic to moderate Dreamweaver use.
 
sewing
I have a sewing machine and can do simple alterations and hems and stuff -- nothing too complicated. My hems are pretty good.
 
finding new and obscure music
I can burn cd's and make compilations. I have a huge collection of tunes. I also know way way too much about underground music, culture, how it's made, who's hot, who's not, where to get it, what the heck all those music genres really are, etc. I can expose you to some of the most obscure music you've never heard of and I have a high speed internet connection and KaZaa so I can get you just about anything you want.
 
recipes
I can make a kick ass and very easy pasta prima vera, as well as pretty good chick pea curry.
 
books
I have a collection of interesting and entertaining literature; I can loan you books if you're bored and need something to read. I can recommend some good stuff.
 
printing services
I have a very good relationship with a local printshop and can get you a super sweet deal on printing stuff, from photocopies to full-colour massive print jobs.